I went to the beauty school not too long ago to get a pedicure. The woman who was next to me was nicely dressed, and when the students left the two of us alone to soak, the lady said, "Hi."
"Hi," I replied.
"How are you?" she asked.
"Fine, and how are you?"
"I'm fine," she said. "I'm getting a pedicure."
"Oh," I said, not just a little confused. Why else would she be soaking her feet? "So am I."
"What did you say?" she replied. "The lady next to me keeps talking and I can't hear you."
It was then that I realized that she was on her Bluetooth. I don't know which one of us should feel stupid.